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tim200sx
PostPosted: Mon Nov 10, 2008 4:08 pm 
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A Gynaecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and Medicare paperwork, and was burned out. Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the Gynaecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had obtained a score of 150%.

Fearing an error, he called the Instructor, saying, ' I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wonder if there is an error in my grade. '

The instructor said, ' During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark. ' After a pause, the instructor added, 'I gave you an extra 50% because you did it all through the muffler '

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LOL!


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HAHAHA... thats great !
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once again nicely done tim :)

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lmaoo!! baddd boyy.....

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hahahahaha thats gold
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haha pretty funny
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Was that aimed at me?
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im going with..... yes lol

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hahaha thats gold..

if only that was possible save having to take the motor out to change the bottom end if you couild do it through the muffler lol

cheers mate

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im going with..... yes lol

Well I'm sorry, but I don't really see how my post was any different to the 6 posts above mine.
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that's half the point. the other half is how long it's been since the last post was made.


Jokes really don't need to be replied to with 'haha lol' or such. not more than a couple of times within one thread anyway. posting the same comment again and again doesn't really contribute anything to a thread,it just makes it longer.

a useful contribution would be another joke in addition to the 'haha,that was funny response'...


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