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tim200sx
 Post subject: Divorced Barbie
PostPosted: Fri Oct 17, 2008 12:39 pm 
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One day on his way home from work a father stops to buy a gift for his young daughter's birthday.
In the toy shop he asks the saleswoman, 'How much for one of those Barbies in the display window?'
The saleswoman replies, 'Which one do you mean, Sir? We have: Work out Barbie for $19.95, Shopping Barbie for $19.95, Beach Barbie for $19.95, Disco Barbie for $19.95, Ballerina Barbie for $19.95, Astronaut Barbie for $19.95, Skater Barbie for $19.95, and Divorced Barbie for $265.95.'
The amazed father asks: 'It's what? Why is the Divorced Barbie $265.95 and the others only $19.95?'
The annoyed saleswoman rolls her eyes, sighs, and answers: 'Sir.. Divorced Barbie comes with Ken's car, Ken's house, Ken's boat, Ken's furniture, Ken's computer, one of Ken's friends, and a key chain made with Ken's balls.'

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BAHAHAHAHAHA your a funny KENT lol
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PWuauahahahaha :lol:
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lol thats an awesome one tim

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