Silvia Club of NSW

The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.







Some interesting facts


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>If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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>(Hardly seems worth it.)
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>If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
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>(Now that's more like it!)
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>The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
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>(O.M.G.!)
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>A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
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>(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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>A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
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>(eeeeeewwww. creepy)
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>(I'm still not over the pig.)
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>Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work)
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>The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
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>("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
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>The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
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>(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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>The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
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>(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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>Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
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>(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
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>Butterflies taste with their feet.
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>(Something I always wanted to know.)
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>Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
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>(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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>Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
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>(okay, so that would be a good thing)
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>A cat's urine glows under a black light.
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>(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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>An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
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>(I know some people like that.)
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>Starfish have no brains.
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>(I know some people like that too.)


>Polar bears are left-handed.
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>(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.

(What about that pig??)

that was awesome!!

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hahah nice

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hahaha! I love when those emails go around work, i've read it before but it's always still funny reading it again!

nice..

hahaha i might go buy a gun know


number one reason men like car more than women

1.) Car put out when you want them to. (just put your foot down)

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