1)I live my life a quarter pounder at a time. And for those 500
calories or more, I'm free
2)I need FRIIIIIIESSSSSS! 2 of them, the big ones. Oh, and I need them
tonight!!
3)AMATURES DONT SUPER SIZE! I'VE SEEN HOW YOU EAT!!! YOU'VE GOT A BIG
MOUTH!! YOU'LL BLOW YOURSELF UP!
4)What's the retail on one of those??
More than you can afford pal, a 6 dollar burger!
5)You're lucky the double shot of bbq sauce didn't blow a seam on your
nugget box!!!
6)Whoa! There she is, 2 pounds of pure MickeyD's beef. My dad ate it
in 9.9 seconds. There was so much special sauce, the juices actually
dripped onto his chin coming off the line. What's your time? I
haven't tasted her. She scares the crap outta me.
7)My grill topped out at 140 degrees, I need more charcoal, 2 bags,
the big ones
So what're you eatin?! Oh you gonna make me look under the bun and
find out?? You're brave.
9)It's not how you stand by your burger, it's how you EAT your burger.
10)Bullshyt asshole! No one likes the McTuna sandwhich around here!
11)You almost had me?...you never had me, you never had your burger.
You're granny-biting, not chomping like you should!!!
12)Now me and Ronald McDonald here are gonna have to rip open the
counter, and replace the ONION RINGS YOU FRIED.
13)You know you owe me a 10 pack of nuggets. ooh. Ouch!
14)Don't do it! I'll bet he's got at least a triple cheeseburger under
that bun!
15)When you gonna give me a shot at that double quarter pounder of
yours?
16)Torretto's got ketchup in his veins and an all beef patty for a
brain.
17)They opened my bag. Disrespected my fries. All becuase someone
narked me out! AND YOU KNOW WHAT!! IT WAS RONALD!!!
18)I thought we had an understanding? You stay on your side of the
play- place, I stay on mine.
19)Bryan - "Welcome to Mcdonald's, may I take your order?" Hector -
"Yeah, I made a list. I want 3 of everything."
20)Pop the bun.
Pop the bun?
21)No @#%$! A BKBroiler! This will decimate all...
22)That is one hell of a way to spend $.10
23)Bryan-He was in MY shake!
Dom - Now I'm in your shake!
24)All the descriptions were the same. 3 black angus beef patties,
precision-placed pickles, mushimoto mayonaisse.
25)I bet a couple of 1/2 pound patties would pull a premium three days
before Taste Wars wouldn't they?
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it was good to come home and laugh for awhile 
Definitely funny stuff
