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| Author: | Biggles [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 1:55 pm ] |
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>>It was Postman Pat's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying >>the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>When he arrived at the first house on his route, he was greeted by >>the whole family there, who all hugged and congratulated him and >>sent him on his way with a gift cheque for $500. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>At the second house they presented him fine Cuban cigars in an >>18-carat gold box. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>The folks at the third house handed him a case of 30-year old >>Scotch whisky. >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>At the fourth house he was met at the door by a dumb blonde in her >>lingerie. She took him by the arm and led him up the stairs to the >>bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he >>had ever experienced. when he had had enough they went downstairs, >>where the dumb blonde fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, tomatoes, >>ham, sausage, blueberry waffles,and freshly-squeezed orange juice. >>When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming >>coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a $5 note sticking out from >>under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for >>words," he said, >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>"but what's the five dollars for?" "Well," said the dumb blonde, >>"last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, >>and that we should do something special for you". "I asked him what >>to give you". >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>He said, "F*ck him. Give him five bucks." >> >> >> >> >> >> >> >>She smiled shyly and said, "The breakfast was my idea." |
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| Author: | SamBo [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 2:30 pm ] |
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Awesome
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| Author: | ZEi250t [ Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:06 pm ] |
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im becoming a postman wait, i dont really like blondes. hmmmm good joke tho
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| Author: | fergo308 [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:08 am ] |
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so carry a wig with you... nice joke,an oldie,but a goodie. Justin... |
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| Author: | Blazn' 180 [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:16 pm ] |
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ZEi20T wrote: im becoming a postman
wait, i dont really like blondes. hmmmm good joke tho Piss off, you'll try and bed anything!! |
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| Author: | ZEi250t [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 6:18 pm ] |
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well, your mum IS blonde, so maybe ur right 
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| Author: | Blazn' 180 [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:38 pm ] |
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ZEi20T wrote: well, your mum IS blonde, so maybe ur right
No she isnt, idiot!!! Anna looked nice tonight though 
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| Author: | ZEi250t [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:44 pm ] |
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thanks dude ill tell her you said that im sure her dad will go visit you and show you his shotgun soon |
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| Author: | Blazn' 180 [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:45 pm ] |
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ZEi20T wrote: thanks dude ill tell her you said that
im sure her dad will go visit you and show you his shotgun soon Oh geez a gun, never seen one of those before  how scary!!
Im the Italian one here you super mario! |
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| Author: | ZEi250t [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:53 pm ] |
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hey im 1.5 years away from being italian too |
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| Author: | Blazn' 180 [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 10:56 pm ] |
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Like normal, everyday trying to be closer to me and more like me!
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| Author: | ZEi250t [ Wed Jan 31, 2007 11:00 pm ] |
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dude ur half wrong and that wrong half is canadian. where is canadia anyway? must be small, even the USA doesnt know where it is |
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| Author: | Blazn' 180 [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 8:57 am ] |
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Laarn how to speel and its th secund biggest contry in the wrold!!! well you still want to be more like my other italian half. Unlike me who wants to be nothing like you in anyway!! |
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| Author: | too_much_boost [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:10 am ] |
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Lovers fight |
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| Author: | Blazn' 180 [ Thu Feb 01, 2007 10:24 am ] |
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too_much_boost wrote: Lovers fight
dont make me get you involved!!! 
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