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PostPosted: Sun Jan 19, 2003 7:57 pm 
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i picked this up somewhere and thought u might get a laugh outta it......it made me laugh hard for half an hour........

try this link...and also go to the forum from it.......
http://www.pornolize.com/cgi-bin/pornolize2/pornolize2.cgi?lang=en&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.silviansw.com%2F


u can do it with any website u like if go to

http://www.pornolize.com

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ROFL.. that's sum funnny shezz...
nice one brudda...
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ROFL !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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hehehee, a poem by l6a6w6s6, driver of the "'Green "Asshole" Machine":


Silvia "Aphrodite’sEvostick" Poem by l6a6w6s6 Monday, October 21, 2002

Sucks, Falcons stand aside,
Dripps go run and hide
the SR20 is clearly the champ
it makes the other donks look quite camp

So if you're up for some high speed fun,
rev up your engine and give us a run,
the blowing barfs will turn green the the Sil will be gone
the farting external wastegate singing its song

we'll shift into second, wheelspin galore
the rear end quite sideways, our arm out the fisting door
we drift through the smacking screws as deep throats scream in pain,
you poor slow soul, you wont try that again

Go buy a Silvia and come join this club,
make a cuntlicking tough beast from your tame lion cub,
bolt on some asslicks and then wind up the boost,
and soon you will be the dripping number 1 king of the roost


I also noticed a couple of options on the previous poll (hehe I said poll):

* 12.2% Some wierdo unclefucked Snezy wad pulled me over
* 11% Some wierdo named Mayhem fisted me over

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Now that is pure genius! :lol:

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Oh man this porno thing is a classic

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"Welcome to the Nissan "Bust-a-Cunt" Silvia Club of NSW, this site is the meeting point of many owners of Browns, 200sx's, 180sx's and other various Nissan Imports"

LOL :lol:

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you sold your Brown for a Green!

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The pornolise site is out like a light :(

But I just had to bump the thread for Dumheads version of laws poem.... that is some funny shit :lol:

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