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things to do at Kmart while your other half is shopping
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Author:  BLU86T [ Mon Mar 11, 2002 3:30 pm ]
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1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
peoples' trolleys when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at
10-minute intervals.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to
> > > > > > > the rest rooms.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 4. Walk up to a store employee and tell him/her
> > > > > > > in an official tone;
> > > > > > > "I think we have a Code 3 in Homeware".
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 5. Put M & M's on layby.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 6. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to the carpeted
> > > > > > > areas.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 7. Set up a tent in the Sporting Section; tell
> > > > > > > others you'll only invite
> > > > > > > them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
> > > > > > > department.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 8. When someone asks if they can help you, start
> > > > > > > crying and ask;
> > > > > > > "Why won't people leave me alone?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 9. Look right into the security camera and use it
> > > > > > > as a mirror to pick
> > > > > > > your nose.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 10. While handling guns in the Sporting Section,
> > > > > > > ask the salesperson if
> > > > > > > the gun is sold with a prescription for
> > > > > > > anti-depressants.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the
> > > > > > > theme from "Mission
> > > > > > > Impossible".
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 12. In the Auto Dept practise your Madonna look
> > > > > > > by using different sized
> > > > > > > funnels.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people
> > > > > > > browse through, jumpout and
> > > > > > > yell; "PICK ME!"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 14. When an announcement comes over the P.A.
> > > > > > > system, assume the foetal
> > > > > > > position and scream; "Not the voices again!"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 15. Go into the Fitting Room and call out loudly;
> > > > > > > "Hey, there's no toilet
> > > > > > > paper in here".


<font size=-1>[ This Message was edited by: utenvy on 2002-03-11 12:30 ]</font>
Author:  QIK180 [ Mon Mar 11, 2002 6:22 pm ]
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Hahaha i am off to K-Mart :smile: :smile:
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