Silvia Club of NSW

Stolen from another forum, which has been stolen from another forum and so on

BMW M3 (17" DTMs & Remus Exhaust) I am a Curtin / UWA / ECU overseas business student
BMW 7 Series I enjoy fixing "accidental" scratches down the entire length of my car
BMW 850i I have so much money it literally makes people vomit spontaneously
Honda NSX I cannot get an erection
Morris Mini I enjoy taking radiators out and bonnets off
Mitsubishi Magna I get sucked in easily by slick ad campaigns
Holden Commodore VL I like being reminded my"big Aussie six" is really a Skyline motor
Suzuki Swift GTi I can't wait to got off my "P" plates
Mazda RX-7 I can't afford a Porsche
Mazda RX-2 I spend lots of time in my garage and enjoy getting dirty
Mazda RX-3 I live in my garage and enjoy staying dirty
Holden Sandman I saw Mad Max 367 times
Holden Berlina I am a very good Amway salesperson
Holden Statesman I am a pimp
Holden Statesman HSV I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Holden Commodore GTS-R I'm in a mid life crisis and reckon Johnson is a slow old codger
Volkswagen Kombi I am leading a militia to overthrow the government, and this is a car bomb.
Toyota Corona I teach fourth grade special education
Holden Gemini I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Nissan Skyline GTR I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like Jap Superbikes
Subaru Impreza WRX I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like Jap Superbikes or GTRs
Mazda 323 4WD Turbo I wish I could afford a WRX
Mitsubishi Lancer GSR This is faster than a WRX, honest it is
Toyota Celica SX I mistakenly think this was the actual car that won the WRC, like on the ads
Holden VT Commodore (Pursuit Rims) I enjoy having people slow to 60kph when I pull up behind them
Suzuki Sierra I will start Year 11 this year
Suzuki Vitara I will start Year i2 this year
Nissan EXA I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Toyota Corolla KE I have just graduated and have no credit rating
Hyundai Excel 1 I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Hyundai Excel 2 1 am a receptionist and this is my first car
Ford Taurus I am sure this shape of car will catch on eventually
Volkswagen Beetle I still watch Partridge Family re-runs
Toyota Tarago I enjoy being reminded, every ten minutes, how much my car looks like a wombat
Jaguar XJ6 I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days a year
Kia Sephia I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
Lamborghini Diablo I only have one testicle
Fiat X-19 This car is made in the same country as a Ferrari
Mercedes 500SL Stretched I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL I have a daughter named Missy and a son named Ridge
Mazda MX-5 I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler truck
MGB I am dating a mechanic
MGF I've just dumped a mechanic
Mitsubishi Starion I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
Holden Commodore VN I just stole this car and I'm going to ram raid an Adidas store
Honda Civic / Prelude with 17" DTMs I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 Turbo I have a three inch dick
Porsche 944 I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Subaru Liberty I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu
Camira So what if it breaks down all the time, at least I don't owe money on it
1967 Mustang: Classic, not plastic.
Impreza WRX: I am a herd animal
Toyota Echo: I like to pay more to get less.
Honda Civic: be original... Just like your friends.
VW Beetle: I like putting out engine fires (see Audi 90)
Hyundai Exel: Im going to increase it's performance with a rear wing
Toyota Camry Wagon: Im the new breed of volvo drivers
2002 Monaro: I have nfi about cars, but all my rev head mates think I am a hero.
Ford laser - I dont have a choice
351 GT - I like people from the next suburb to know when Im comin round
Suzuki GTi - I spike my hair, wear lots of metal chains and bop to r&b music
Mercedes-Benz A160: - Look! it has mercedes badges!
Hyundai Accent: - at least its not an Exel
Commodore VK - Come steal my car, it's not as if they key's any fscking different
Commodore VL - I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would laugh at me.
Suzuki Mighty Boy - You only need 3 Cylinders, any more and your being greedy.
Subaru Impreza RX : My car has Rally Heritage! I can pretend its a Rex!
Suzuki Swift Extreme: Im too stingy to pay GTi insurance
Toyota Paseo: Hey at least it *looks* sporty
Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: Im hoping people wont know this isnt the 4WD Turbo version..
Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like ****, sounds like ****, goes like ****, but you just can't kill the barstard.
Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an original Nismo sticker!
R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think..
R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well...
R33 Skyline: I bought a skyline, hooray. What do you mean it is the slowest one?
R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo"
Hyundai Excel: So what if it's not a real car? It has a nice stereo. No wait! Come Back! Pay attention to me!
VH-VL commodore: You'd think my most valuable possesion would not be easily stolen with a screwdriver wouldn't you?
Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last week.
Silvia or 180SX 1.8l or 2.0l Non-Turbo: I own an Import!
Mitshibishi Nimbus: HUGE COCK!!!@!#$#
Raised Hilux Ute: There's an On Road???
Volvo: I weigh two tons and don't dent easily
WRX: I have a small pee-pee and I stop other guys on the street and throw wangs at them.
Mitsubishi Nimbus. Since I never learned to drive, I'll just obscure everyone's field of vision instead
Volvo. Pretty much any. I'll survive a head-on at 120 ks an hour. Will you?
Volvo: THE SWEDISH Pr0n AUTOMOBILE(#)*!*@

WTF.......180's didnt come out with a non turbo model.......cept the newer types!!!!!!!! and alot of them have turbo's..............

just add one.........
Silvia/180Sx - beats WRX's, and they go sideways!!!!!! best import for your dollars!!!!!

GTiR - this little baby will look like shit, but baby does she fly!!!!!!!!

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I love the smell of SR20 in the morning

yeah the 180sx has come out in non-turbo all its life. They just arent as common as the turbo ones.

omg!!!!!!!!!! really...............i read somewhere that they only came in turbo!!!!!!!! and that was in some magazine.........shit magazine then!!!!!!!
it said they only started making the N/A 180Sx's in 95 or 96 or when ever, i think 96!!!!!!!!
i better make sure mine is turbo charged then......coz i thought i was guaranteed a turbo!!!!!

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I love the smell of SR20 in the morning

lol@Holden VT Commodore (Pursuit Rims) I enjoy having people slow to 60kph when I pull up behind them

heres some i just made up

small softtop 4wd - were lebo look at us! (what lebos drive in sydneys west for all you people who dont live in syd)

toyota camry - i get reminded to speed upto 40km/h in school zones

wrx - look at me im king shit

lexus soarer - im a heavy kunt even though i look rich

hyundai sonata - theres nothing wrong with rice! (i have seen heaps of these done up now)

hyundai elantra - if your gonna have a plastic car, why not go ALL the way, im selling it this summer though.

mini mina - im not afraid to die.

et turbo/cordia turbo - this is the fastest car my friends and i could chip in for with our maccas salary.


ferrari f40 - i swear to god its real!

old guy in a s15 - my previous car was a wrx and i read alot of motoring mags wich i base my opinions on cars from.

honda civic with rims and exhust - i only own this car because i want to be like everyone else, also im satisfied with its speed already and see no point on adding further mods. (i have quite afew friends who are into honda and have this mentality, although one is thinking about adding an ecu chip to his lude, hes gone through 2 sets of rims and 2 exhuasts)