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ZEi250t
 Post subject: A day off work
PostPosted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 11:10 pm 
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>> I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the Boss would
> not allow me to take a leave. I thought that maybe if I acted
> "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung
> upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises.
>
> My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her
> that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the Boss would
> think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
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> A few minutes later the Boss came into the office and asked "What
> are you doing ?"
> I told him I was a light bulb.
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> He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a
> couple of days".
> I jumped down and walked out of the office.
>
> When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the Boss asked her"
> ...And where do you think you're going?"
>
>
> (You're going to love this.....)
>
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> >
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> She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"*
>

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 Post subject: LOL
PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:05 am 
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:lol: :lol: :lol:

Nice one Zei, I hope you dont offend the blonde members in the club....

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 12:07 am 
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they are few and far between. besides myself anyway lol

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PostPosted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 1:18 am 
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LOL...good one mate...my boss is a blonde..i might tell her that one when i want to leave coz she will fire me if i tell her that one.
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I swear you get the same emails as me Zei. Maybe we have a common mate who is sending the same things to you as they are to me! :lol:

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NOW that is a good one !

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bwhahahaha nice one bimbos you gotta love them (i hate them :evil: ) but funny shit

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Haha, nice one.
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