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 Post subject: This hits close to home
PostPosted: Mon Jul 17, 2006 9:41 pm 
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A young man excitedly tells his mother he's fallen in love and is going to get married.

He says, "Just for fun, Ma, I'm going to
bring over 2 other female friends in addition to my fiance and you try and guess which one I'm going to marry".

The next day, he brings 3 beautiful women into the house and sits them down on the couch and they chat for a while.

He then says, "Okay, Ma. Guess which one I'm going to marry."

She immediately replies, "The red-head in the middle."

"That's amazing, Ma. You're right, how did you know?"

"I don't like her."

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hahah

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S R twenty DE yo, will f**k on vtec like i f**k them hoes
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heheheh thats pretty good!!

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that's f*%kin' spot on!! :lol:

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