Silvia Club of NSW

A few things to think about....

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced
enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)

If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is
produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)

The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body
to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)

A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)

A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it
starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home...... maybe at work.)

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to
its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig.. can you imagine??)

The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)

Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)

Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know. Federal Government gave a $5
million grant to find this out.)

The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........)

Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than
left-handed
people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)

Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....)

A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)

Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)

Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)

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Ace

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hmmmm !! hehe .. how weird .. im glad im a human to have sex for pleasure .. but being a lion would be pretty cool .. 50 times a day !!!!

hehehehehe...
Shpeedie..
Like your footnote says..
hmmm.. BURNOUT[s]!!! LOL
I'd go wif Ace on this one.. Quality ova quantity..
50 times day won't add up to 30minutes [orgasms that is ]!!!

dammit... im left handed

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3 out of 4 people make up 75% of the population.

yeah, sucks doesn't it!!

ahh well, since we have 9 years less, we'd better have more fun now!

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The Engine Whisperer - fixer of things

duz that mean cops get 30 minute orgasms??? i didnt know they could get it up (and men dont count, if ur another male!) fukn fagz!

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I love the smell of SR20 in the morning

50 times a day sounds good as long as it not with the same person as i would be bored after 1 hour

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There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."

Ah still want to be a pig !

I reckon if your orgasm lasted 30minutes you would die. Just imagine. After the first 10 minutes you'd be trying to bite your cock off just to stop it.

Go the 50 times a day Lions!!

so you'd probably break your neck?

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The Engine Whisperer - fixer of things

either way man it would be sore!!!!!!

but fun!!!

as long as it was a variety of 50 women aswell!!!

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I love the smell of SR20 in the morning