Silvia Club of NSW

Yeah, TV and society is generally going downhill.

Reality TV shows full of fake produced rubbish, shows like Jerry Springer, and all the other rubbish that they show nowadays. It really sucks that society is heading in such a direction, these shows really represent everything that is wrong with the world today.

Worse part is you can't get away from it! It's always on nowdays! You know who I blame? AMERICANS! DAMN YANKS, they ruin everything.

Its also bad that the kids today will grow up watching this sh#t.

You guys missed some of the worst shows of all... i can't believe it...

Crossing over with john faggity edwards and now his british counterpart i dunno what his name is tho anyone seen the view?? beauty and the beast??? these shows are among the lamest in the world....

and lets not forget the King Doctor Phil and his Fat Nubian queen Oprah f*$%@n Winfrey

Not that i have any problem with the sistas i just thought nubian sounded good in that line

She pisses me off so bad i feel like smashing the TV into 896000 pieces when i hear her come on...

what about the sketch show u guys like that??? that shows pretty funny

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rofl the other day this old bloke rang up (directory assistance)

" I want to speak to channel seven NOW!!!!! *or whatever channel it’s on* they put that passions shit on twice a day! "

how could I not crack up, lol.

awesome!! thats a funny as one

i think ur a winner with the 'phone call of the week' contest!!

i cant believe they put it on twice now. thats shit, there are better shows to put on. like baywatch or some soft porn. hell put hardcore on i wont mind at all!!

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As long as i get my fix of Family Guy and Conan, i'm happy to live with my downloaded Anime

futurama is pretty damn funny.

that new las vegas show is awsome.

and the original csi is good, not miami or the other crap, just the usual csi does it for me.

yeah futurama is awesome!!

ohh and Sam from las vegas is hot!! damn id do her in a heartbeat

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LOL!! Give that man a new!! That caller is a bloody champion!!!



Oprah gives me the shits too, people coming in with all these problems, get some real bloody problems! A show for spoilt old rich bitches. I hate old bitches who still think they're cool, like Celine Dion, apparently Oprah and Celine are good friends, they're a pair of bloody arseholes! David Letterman does this bit called "Dr.Phil's words of wisdom" or some shit and it's bloody funny. The sketch show is funny too, a lot funnier than it's piece of shit rip off Skithouse.


The Family guy is on TV? When? That show is the funniest!

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Chwin Churbo!

yeah i've seen doctor phils words of wisdom thats funny he actualy went on lettermans show one time it was ok... nothin special

oprah is fucked in the head she pisses me off more than anyone else in the world... if i had a schilling for all the times shes reminded the world that she was molested i'd have a shitload of schillings.

what about south park u guys like that show???

How bout DBZ??? anyone into that???

i hear dr phil has already been divorced thrice but i could be wrong

anyone been to www.ebaumsworld.com ?? theres a lot of funny shyte on there if your interested

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Greetings and salutations.

The following quotes have all appeared on David Letterman's skit "Dr Phil's Words of Wisdom"

Do you realize that you can't play the game of life with sweaty palms?
It's hard to see your own face without a mirror.
Perfectionism itself is an imperfection.
You know your authentic self when you know who you truly are.
If you're standing on a hot highway, you try to get off on the cool grass.
It isn't about dreams, it's about a real clear plan, a timeline, and having some outcome criteria.
It is what it is, the only time is now.
I've had a vasectomy, and I've had it reversed!
I wanna be Miss America.
I'm gonna go back to my boyfriend when I get home.
I do yell at my children and I don't know how to stop.
I'm not even remotely qualified.
From this point forward I want you to start living as a gay woman.
Do you want a piece of me lady?
You're fat, stupid, and a pig.
Are you nuts?
So I'm telling you now, I've had an affair.
You bastard!
You're not worth the trouble.
Oh, I'm just casually taking heroin.
Don't think you don't know what you don't know, only you know what you don't know.
Don't give me that sarcastic crap!
Cookin' is women's work.
If I have to cry, then I'll cry. If crying doesn't get it done, then alright, I'll start choking.
Boy, if I could get my hands on you.
I would eat Coco Puffs if I got hungry enough.
You say another word, I'm gonna fine you ten thousand dollars a word.
A year from now, you're gonna weigh more or less than what you do right now.
I'm offering you sex.
I'm ready to throw up.
(to a young girl) You're not a good person.
I consider myself to perhaps be the worst marital therapist ever.
You just have no redeeming qualities...no...nothing.
I know one woman who cannot close her eyes.
When I was like...4th, 5th, 6th, 7th grade, I raised pigeons.
Put some leaves in my mouth and set 'em on fire.
You've gotta kiss my ass now that I've got this money.
Disaster is gonna befall you.
You're a bitch!
The day's OK, and then I smoke dope and get over it.
Kids hate me.
I want you to make two seperate trips to the cemetary.
Quit interrupting!
Daddy loves you.
You can't fire me, I quit!
Yeah, whatever.
(talking to a man) I want you to know I really love you and you're really special and I'm gonna tell you that a lot.
I'm a drunk pimp.
I don't care what I weigh!
I hit my head and I was dizzy.
I can't believe you aren't happy for me, you wretched bitch.
You don't wanna be here, trust me.
I've been miserable for 40 years.
You're driving me nuts.
What a complete and utter load of crap!
I can't believe that she would have sex with you at all!
I find you boring.
You're just dumber than a rock.
Get horny and call me.
What?
I'm a three-time loser and destined for a life alone.
I in fact pick on weaker kids because I think it's funny.
I'll beat the crap out of you.
I don't know what I'm doing.
Call your wife a bitch.
Ninety percent of people are stupid.
You know what? I'm a big boy.
I couldn't care less.
Are you people deaf?
I was absolutely insufferable before you married me!
I think I got the flu.
Just lock the door and take a bubble bath.
Why don't you shut up?
You couldn't be any dumber if we cut your head off.
Hey, look at me!
Duh.
Jay Leno is one of my favorites.
Let's not hurt me, I'm a princess.
I'm wondering if you got a hole in your head.
One of us is a fool.
Somebody is trying to kill me.
When I spit at my mother, bad things happen.
I'm smug and insincere.
I'm scared, I'm scared, I'm scared, can I get in bed with you?
Come on.
Hell, I don't know.
You're a loser.
You are just worthless.
You're crazy.
Just wanted to let you all know, I'm insane.
I'm not actually bald.
I am so boring and so dull.
I want you to change, so do it.
Call your wife a bitch.
I'm smug and insincere.
You're a big fat goony-bird.

LOL!! there are some real classics in there, where did you dig that up?

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Chwin Churbo!

rofl letterman

love those jokes bout george w bush

eg. George W. Bushes tough lip curl
ROFL!!!!!
classik

Go letterman!!

And the "Unfair Edits" are hilarious as well, especially when they do it to Arny

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LOL I one of them was like " I am going to take all your dreams (insert cut) AND PUT A ROADBLOCK INFRONT OF THEM! "

Hahah yeah i that one is hell funny, wonder if you can get like a transcript thing like the Dr Phil's jokes?

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