WARNING OFFENSIVE
Little Johnny was in his nursery class when the teacher asked the
children what their fathers did for a living.
All the typical answers came up - fireman, policeman, salesman,
etc...
Johnny was being uncharacteristically quiet and so the teacher asked him
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a g@y cabaret and takes off all
his clothes in front of other men. Sometimes, if the offer's really good,
he'll go out to the alley with some screaming f@g and take it up the @ss."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement, hurriedly set the other
children to work on some colouring, and took little Johnny aside to ask him,
"Is that really true about your father?"
"No," said Johnny, "he sells Holden Astras but I was too embarrassed to
say".
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