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i spotted today

1 x blue Ford Typhoon

1 x orange SS Comodore

both latest models

both undercover cop cars

normal plates on both, the typhoon had the white on black plates though

one thing i notice uusually u can pick the undercovers cos they have like 10 antennas on their cars

now they only have 1 antenna on the back but its a curly one its diff to the normal antenna.


what area was this at?


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they ,might catch us in the staright but in and out back streets we should have em :)


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i saw a cop car with P-plates at a crash scene on cumberland highway.

Fully sick SSS pulsar hit into a Ford Fairlane, looks like was fairlanes fault but guess what the fully sick number plate was "LOKDUP"

and it was Candy apple RED SO SICK

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LOL wogs 4 sure. probably cruiseing in second gear


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Are you 2 guys smokin crack?

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Are you 2 guys smokin crack?


NO! but close :)


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andy's-s13 wrote:
yeh freaks me out, i dont know what to look out for, obviously they are not going to get older cars so i suppose look out for new looking cars


Just watch out for P platers that look like they 40 & with a shitload of antenas


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hahah im no criminal but you just cant help but get paranoid sometimes :)


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if you drive a moded car then its criminal cos it illegal.

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if you drive a moded car then its criminal cos it illegal.

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MK's guide to surviving cops and people trying to kill you on the road
By no means a definative guide but it should help to keep you out of prison or dead as I have managed to avoid after 17-18 years of owning stupid, impractical, sometimes fast and bookable vehicles. This is all the things your dad didnt tell you when you where learning to parallel park.

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But the latest scheme sees a range of high performance sports vehicles including Ford Falcon Typhoons and Suburu Impreza WRXs patrolling the streets.

This is not a new thing, its been done a fair few times in the past and not as much of a novelty as newspaper journos would have us like to believe.

Typhoon
At least if they're in Typhoons you'll probably find them by the side of the road with the entire drivetrain scattered some distance behind the rest of the vehicle like its been hit by 300km/h winds and being its going to be driven by cops who drive everything like a rental (or a motoring journalist), its a good day to be a Ford spare parts salesman, like it is every day ending in a Y.
Yarr, buggery on the high seas of spare parts sales... arrrh
Do not help Ford become richer pirates.

The Rex
By now most of us have learned to ignore WRX's gee'ing people up because its "Jnr WRC Champ first real car that goes kind of fast" and he lives 1/4mile at a time... every time he stops at a light.
Up until they manage to crash them into inanimate objects or someone from south west Sydney borrows it for some window shopping. They also don't seem to win as much as they should in WRC either which means its NOT worth your time when they get thrashed by, god forbid, europeans... hmm

Holden Commo
The old 'staple' the good ol' SS Vsomething, probably an 8 Commodore and your not fooling anyone in one of those because they're only driven by cops, someone with a burgeoning mid-life crisis and complete knobs.
Cops race them anyway and manage to break them, I dont know how because they're simple... like 1950's soviet tractors simple.
BMLC will race anyone because his penis stopped working without drugs and when it did, the result was a multitude of ungrateful spoilt children that now hate him. Take pity on him, lose from the start and make his day.
SS Knobs live 1/4mile at the time like Jnr WRC Champ, then they live at the servo filling up, then they live at home and give the car back to BMLC with raped tires and a mostly empty tank coming back from the servo. Dont pity them, they grow up to be wife beaters, debtors and low level managers or supervisors

HSV
Herpes Simplex Vehicles are found in much the same way as Herpes Simplex Virus affects people, 1 in 10 have them so be very wary. She may be all round, curvey, easy with perky plastic bits, making all the right noises and you reckon its a goer.
But underneath and I hate to break it too you, shes as old as your mum underneath the makeup, quite a bit heavy in the ass (like whales are big and heavy, even they stay away from oil tankers) and before youre distracted by the plastic bits and speed holes, there are some places you dont go as a real man-
Florists, other mens bums for sex, cocktail bars for getting drunk and HSV for cars.
Dont do it, that breif moment of banging them so badly will come back to haunt you as being at your lowest point, where you where so desperate you'd do damn near anything and now you've got to live with the consequences.

Ford Territory
Company rumours and advertising would have us believe they eat Ferraris which may also mean in the pea-sized brains of people that own them, they can eat Ferraris. Having been mistaken myself for something Ferrari (by driving a red car) I can quite happily say with 2 less cylinders than a Ferarri, 1/15th the price and none of the power to weight ratio... that I've accidently beaten one trying to race one by changing gears before 3500rpm from a standing start at the lights.
Which by that standard of stock, old, outmoded, overweight, AWD, incompetent/ignorant driver... (being MK) vs Ford Territory it should mean-
Ford Territory vs Child on red cordial on tricycle = Total victory to Child on Trike by 12 lengths!!! (Until mummy reverses over you, you little bastard)
Ford Territory vs Real Ferrari = Ford Territory being stuck in a prison shower with Mike Tyson off his face on dust chewing on its earlobes
Ford Territory vs You = You wouldn't bother

Mitsubishi 380
Becoming a popular choice for the undercover patrol car and not to be raced under any circumstances for 2 reasons.
They will torque steer into either the gutter or you after launching hard and secondly, its like bashing the kid at school with glasses from a poor family. Yes it may be funny if you survive the 50-50 chance of not being killed and it ends up humping the gutter like a randy silky terrier, but you will go to hell for doing it.

Plates
While we're still waiting patiently for the 'S Plates' (Seniors) to arrive so we know whos trying to kill us on the road accidentally, the L and P plates serves as a becon, like light houses warn sailors of sharp rocks somewhere around the place that will wreck the unwary or blind.
It seems we now have 4 types of Plates to help us identify danger.

L Plate
Black and Yellow in nature means its poisonous or liable to bite if you bugger with it even on a semi-curious level like a puppy sniffing a bee. On the road it also serves as a colour coded warning for most everything else thats probably trying to kill you.
They passed a 007 multiple choice test and have a licence to kill.
Have a vehicle, generally a bad one because no one will give them a good one they're going to hit things in and prone to malfunction as much as the driver.
Someone with a death wish to sit next to them thats not brave enough to slash their own wrists with something sharp.
You wouldnt associate with them normally, dont associate yourself with them on the road, it would be like dating someone with a destructive personality disorder.

Red P Plate
Like a stop sign, just stop, look both ways, keep a good distance as something goes hammering past on its way to a fire, giggle nervously at the charred corpses and twisted metal a bit further down the road. Being thankful that you where not chosen by nature to participate in the process of natural selection today. Red P Plates are part of natural selection, a process that essentially means dying horribly either by your own stupidity and incompetence or associating with someone elses stupidity and incompetence... and to be avoided.
Stay back pretend its a documentary, do a David Attenborough impersonation as they hit inanimate objects/people who are too slow, old and sick to get out of the way.

Green P Plate
Legal... legal to drive at 100km/h and quite interestingly enough, legally old enough to root the brains out of any way you can normally particpate in (or think you may be able to get away with at least once in your life*). But be warned, they may be fast, but chances are they've also been dirty with someone else and most likely themselves on a regular basis and just as likely to hit things/each other as their sibling Red platers. At this point its not a case of natural selection weeding out the slow, weak and stupid, its just luck waiting for a chance to root them and anyone else in the area.
*see HSV

Old Plates
Theres only a couple of reasons why someone old would have L or P-Plates and why you should be wary of them.

A bit slow while the rest of us figured out that public transport years ago was for losers, too drunk to drive, too poor for a cab, people with knives trying to steal your wallet and politicians to ignore in elections consectutively since fire was invented. We bought/borrowed our own cars. These ones where not so quick off the mark and having suffered the indignity of being stuck with sweating office slobs and reeking toilets people in 3rd world countries with dysentary would be disgusted by... for hours a day, every day of their life up to this point, finally figured it out. Chances are, they're too slow to figure out how to drive and will probably kill you.

A bit stupid at least once or possibly several times. Sure, they might be the guy who managed to run every speed camera in Sydney completely by accident 10km/h over the limit in one day. But more likely, they're the one who who got busted doing hecktik 1-peggers in a Bunnings carpark/industrial estate, raced cops or was doing 180 in a school zone. If the fines, concience and trouble hasn't been figured out by this point, it probably never will and they're just trying to kill themselves or someone else in a car.

A bit cop because shooting people ceased to be funny because it requires a lot of paper work or simply because they can, just like you or I can wear bear suits at dress up parties, cops can wear P-Plates in public for parties. However- it is technically illegal for you to wear P-Plates if youre not a P-Plater, why you would want to function as doughnut bait is beyond me, but hey, just saying...

Cops
There are many and varied species of police you will and can encounter driving a sports coupe through the countryside going about your daily business of being cool and not lumbered with children, an outrageous mortgage and HSV's or SS affecting your genetalia.

Fresh out of School
Having survived being shot (accidentally, deliberately or incompetently) by their fellow students, completed sprinkles or glazed 101 and issued a gun, ammunition, a club, chilli scented deoderant and some kind of apparatus to tie their girlfriend to the bed.
Its time to enforce the law any way they can.
Having not had the living shit kicked out of them yet by drunken yobs, stabbed by people on public transport, filled out reams of paper for killing someone and shot at by druggies. They think they're invincible and everyone is doing something bad... up until this point they're intollerable. Just put up with them making up the law and try not to say much or make any sudden moves.

Old Cops
Unless youre a complete dickhead, most old cops wont bother you at all because they've got better things to do than put up with the bother your paperwork and the associated difficulties will generate. Just shut up, be polite and its another day on the job with neither of the 2 parties getting bullets or the shit kicked out of them and we're all happy.

D's
Having forsaken the most fun part of being a cop, which is a fast car, dressing up like someone out of the Village People, flashing lights and bashing the shit out of hooligans in imported sports coupes. They instead get a gun, clothes they slept in and think theyre a contemporary version of Kojack.
The most important things to remember is-
They dont like anyone, (even other cops)
They probably think your doing something bad, so try not to think of all the bad things you did as a kid when questioned because it just makes you look guilty.
They dont usually have radar, so if youre speeding, just say you where not paying attention and couldnt remember.
Just shut the f*ck up for once in your life, sit on the gutter and watch them strip your car looking for that elusive 10kgs of coke and 14 machineguns you've got hidden in there.
Dont make any jokes... ever.
Girl D's can look like normal girls, dont be tempted to hit on on them even if they are pretty, all shes thinking about is hitting your rectrum with a collapsable baton, doughnuts or shooting you.

Highway Patrol
Mostly fall into 2 species

Bastards who think its amusing to book you for everything from going 8km/h over the limit to having not enough water in washer bottle defects.
Your screwed, accept it and move on with life.

Not bastards as unlikely as it sounds if you've met a few bastards, there are a few who just do their job as simply as possible without too much hassle for them or you.
You got lucky, accept it and move on with life.

Bike Cops are all lunatics, some good, some bad, but all crazy. For starters, they're on a bike which is a deathwish in of itself and expected to stop people on the road that are doing something dumb in the first place.
If you dont see one, chances are your like everyone else on the road running over motorcyclists


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