Silvia Club of NSW

The finals of the Australian poetry contest last year (2001) came down
to 2 finalists.

One was a Sydney University Law School graduate from an upper-crust
family. He was well bred and well connected. The other finalist was a
Westie(Bogan) from the Mount Druitt School of Life.
The rules of the contest required each finalist to compose a four-line
poem in one minute or less, and the poem had to contain the word
'Timbuktu'.

The Sydney uni grad went first. About 30 seconds after the clock started
he jumped up and recited the following:
"Slowly across the desert sand
Trekked the dusty caravan
Men on camels, two by two
Destination - Timbuktu."

The audience went wild. How, they wondered, could the Mt Druitt Westie
top that?
The clock started again and the second contestant sat in silent thought.
Finally in the last few seconds, he jumped up and recited:

"Tim and me, a-huntin' went.
Met three sluts in a pop-up tent.
They was three, we was two,
So I bucked one and Timbuktu."



He Won...

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Nice

Got it in an email yesterday

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