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 Post subject: CHEESEBURGER / HAND JOB
PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 10:53 am 
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A crusty old biker, on a summer ride in the country, walks into a tavern
and sees a sign hanging over the bar, which reads:

CHEESEBURGER: $1.50

CHICKEN SANDWICH : $2.50

HAND JOB: $100.00

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar
and beckons to the exceptionally attractive female bartender serving
drinks to a meagre looking group of farmers.
'Yes?' she inquires with a knowing smile, 'can I help you?'

'I was wondering,' whispers the old biker, 'are you the young lady who
gives the hand-jobs?'

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'Yes,' she smiles and purrs, 'I sure am.'
The old biker replies, 'Well wash your hands. I want a cheeseburger.....

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 11:14 am 
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hahaha nice

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PostPosted: Thu Jan 29, 2009 12:28 pm 
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Heard it before but still awesome


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hahahaha love it

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