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Author: | tim200sx [ Fri Jan 23, 2009 1:27 pm ] |
Post subject: | Koala and the Little Lizard |
The Koala and the Little Lizard A koala is sitting up a gum tree smoking a joint when a little lizard walks past , looks up and says "Hey Koala ! what are you doing?" The koala says: "Smoking a joint, come up and have some." So the little lizard climbs up and sits next to the koala and they have a few joints. After a while the little lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and is going to get a drink from the river. But the little lizard is so stoned that he leans too far over and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this and swims over to the little lizard and helps him to the side, then asks the little lizard: "What's the matter with you?" The little lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting smoking a joint with the koala in the tree, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out and walks into the rain forest, finds the tree where the koala is sitting finishing a joint, and he looks up and says "Hey you!" So the koala looks down at him and says: "Fuuuu - k dude.......how much water did you drink?!!" |
Author: | SamBo [ Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:22 pm ] |
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would have been good had you not pasted the joke in twice |
Author: | ZEi250t [ Fri Jan 23, 2009 4:27 pm ] |
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agreed! ill fix it |
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