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| Author: | tim200sx [ Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:48 am ] |
| Post subject: | Kerb Crawling |
One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car > pulled up beside him and the window was wound down. > > 'I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car', said the male > driver. > > 'No way, get stuffed', replied the boy. > > How about a bag of lollies and $10?' asked the driver > > 'I said no way', replied the irritated youngster. > > 'What about a bag of lollies and $50, eh?' quizzed the driver, > still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy. > > 'No, I'm not getting in the frigging car!' answered the boy > > 'OK, I know what you want, I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies', > the driver offered. > > 'NO,' screamed the boy. > > 'What will it take to get you into the car?' asked the driver with a > long sigh. > > The boy replied, > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > . > > . > . > 'Listen Dad, you bought the fucking Ford, you live with it.' |
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| Author: | Serial Killa [ Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:54 pm ] |
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ooohhhhhh it's funny because it's a ford!! /portuguese guy from family guy voice |
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