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 Post subject: Kerb Crawling
PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 9:48 am 
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One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car
> pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.
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> 'I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car', said the male
> driver.
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> 'No way, get stuffed', replied the boy.
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> How about a bag of lollies and $10?' asked the driver
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> 'I said no way', replied the irritated youngster.
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> 'What about a bag of lollies and $50, eh?' quizzed the driver,
> still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.
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> 'No, I'm not getting in the frigging car!' answered the boy
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> 'OK, I know what you want, I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies',
> the driver offered.
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> 'NO,' screamed the boy.
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> 'What will it take to get you into the car?' asked the driver with a
> long sigh.
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> The boy replied,
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> 'Listen Dad, you bought the fucking Ford, you live with it.'

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PostPosted: Mon Jan 19, 2009 12:54 pm 
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ooohhhhhh it's funny because it's a ford!!

/portuguese guy from family guy voice

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