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PostPosted: Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:34 am 
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A family is at the dinner table. Jim asks his father-
'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?
The father, surprised, answers,
'Well, Jim, there are three kinds of breasts.
In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm.
In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit.
After 50, they are like onions'.
'Onions?'
'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.'

This infuriated Jim's wife and daughter so the daughter said-
'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?'
The mother, slightly shocked, then smiles and answers,
'Well dear, a man goes through three phases.
In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard.
In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable.
After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'.
'A Christmas tree?'
'Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration

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Really a family required most of the cases onion and x mash tree..x mash tree are like very beautiful so every person should plantations this tree..thanks

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williamjonas wrote:
Really a family required most of the cases onion and x mash tree..x mash tree are like very beautiful so every person should plantations this tree..thanks


say what? :o


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