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Author: | tim200sx [ Fri Dec 12, 2008 11:34 am ] |
Post subject: | Onions & Xmas Trees |
A family is at the dinner table. Jim asks his father- 'Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there? The father, surprised, answers, 'Well, Jim, there are three kinds of breasts. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s to 40s, they are like pears, still nice but hanging a bit. After 50, they are like onions'. 'Onions?' 'Yes, you see them and they make you cry.' This infuriated Jim's wife and daughter so the daughter said- 'Mum, how many kinds of 'willies' are there?' The mother, slightly shocked, then smiles and answers, 'Well dear, a man goes through three phases. In his 20s, his willy is like an oak tree, mighty and hard. In his 30s and 40s, it is like a birch, flexible but reliable. After his 50s, it is like a Christmas tree'. 'A Christmas tree?' 'Yes - dead from the root up and the balls are just for decoration |
Author: | SamBo [ Fri Dec 12, 2008 12:28 pm ] |
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rofl |
Author: | reaper [ Fri Dec 12, 2008 2:26 pm ] |
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lol nice tim |
Author: | PhuS15 [ Sat Dec 13, 2008 2:33 am ] |
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Lol good one |
Author: | williamjonas [ Tue Mar 22, 2011 5:07 pm ] |
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Really a family required most of the cases onion and x mash tree..x mash tree are like very beautiful so every person should plantations this tree..thanks |
Author: | SamBo [ Wed Mar 23, 2011 12:40 pm ] |
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williamjonas wrote: Really a family required most of the cases onion and x mash tree..x mash tree are like very beautiful so every person should plantations this tree..thanks
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