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Author:  tim200sx [ Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:22 pm ]
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If you don't laugh at this one, you’re dead!

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair, and loved to charge around the nursing home, taking corners on one wheel and getting up to maximum speed on the long corridors.
Because the poor woman was one sandwich short of a picnic the other residents tolerated her and some of them actually joined in.
One day Ethel was speeding up one corridor when a door opened and Kooky Clarence stepped out with his arm outstretched. 'STOP!,' he shouted in a firm voice. 'Have you got a license for that thing?' Ethel fished around in her handbag and pulled out a Kit Kat wrapper and held it up to him. 'OK' he said, and away Ethel sped down the hall.
As she took the corner near the TV lounge on one wheel, weird Harold popped out in front of her and shouted 'STOP! Have you got proof of insurance?' Ethel dug into her handbag, pulled out a drink coaster and held it up to him. Harold nodded and said 'On your way, Ma'am.'
As Ethel neared the final corridor, Crazy Craig stepped out in front of her, Butt- Naked, and holding "it" in his hand. 'Oh, good grief,' yelled Ethel, 'Not that Damn Breathalyser Test again.!!!'

Author:  AK56 [ Wed Nov 26, 2008 12:27 pm ]
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I vote Tim200sx to post 1 joke per day 8)

Author:  fergo308 [ Wed Nov 26, 2008 5:55 pm ]
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you don't have voting rights on here.


Justin...

Author:  tehyoungone [ Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:21 pm ]
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AK56 wrote:
I vote Tim200sx to post 1 joke per day 8)


Vote to change it to the tim200sx jokes section!

Author:  fergo308 [ Wed Nov 26, 2008 8:22 pm ]
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and you have even less of a vote than the other guy. especially as you're still a minor.


Justin...

Author:  AK56 [ Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:00 am ]
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fergo308 wrote:
you don't have voting rights on here.


Justin...


hmmm... I see :o

Author:  God [ Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:04 am ]
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Theres no voting system in a dictatorship rule.

:lol:

Author:  tim200sx [ Thu Nov 27, 2008 11:59 am ]
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AK56 wrote:
I vote Tim200sx to post 1 joke per day 8)


when ever i get them ill put them up :D

Author:  reaper [ Thu Nov 27, 2008 12:58 pm ]
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nice one tim

Author:  tim200sx [ Thu Nov 27, 2008 1:41 pm ]
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thanks brett

Author:  sil:xtc [ Thu Nov 27, 2008 3:17 pm ]
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:lol: nice tim

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