Silvia Club of NSW

Why Men Have Dogs and not Wives
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Author:  tim200sx [ Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:23 pm ]
Post subject:  Why Men Have Dogs and not Wives

1 The later you are the more exited your dogs are to see you

2 Dogs don’t notice if you call them by another dogs name.

3 Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4 A dogs parents never visit

5 Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across

6 You never have to wait for a dog, they’re ready to go 24 hrs. a day

7 Dogs find it amusing if you’re drunk

8 Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9 A dog will not wake you at night to ask, “If I died, would you get another dog?”

10 If a dog had babies, you can put an add in the paper and give them away.

11 A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12 A dog likes to ride in the back of a ute.

13 If a dog leaves, it wont take half your stuff.

Author:  ZEi250t [ Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:25 pm ]
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ROFL so true

i might get a dog now.

Author:  in4mus13 [ Fri Oct 31, 2008 12:50 pm ]
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dude u run this jokes section lol that was a good one

Author:  reaper [ Fri Oct 31, 2008 5:58 pm ]
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classic as always tim :D

Author:  INX75Y [ Sat Nov 08, 2008 12:48 pm ]
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LMFAO gold

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