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PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 6:01 pm 
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The absolute best Little Johnnie joke
Little Johnnie's neighbor had a baby.
Unfortunately, the baby was born without ears.


When mother and new baby came home from the hospital, Johnnie's family was invited over to see the baby.
Before they left their house, Little Johnnie's dad had a talk with him and explained that the baby had no ears.

His dad also told him that if he so much mentioned anything about the baby's missing ears or even said the word ears, he would get the smacking of his life when they came back home.
Little Johnnie told his dad he understood completely.
When Johnnie looked in the crib he said, "What a beautiful baby."
The mother said, "Why, thank you, Little Johnnie.
Johnnie said, "He has beautiful little feet and beautiful little hands, a cute little nose and really beautiful eyes. Can he see?"

"Yes", the mother replied, "we are so thankful; the Doctor said he will have 20/20 vision."

"That's great", said Little Johnnie,"coz he'd be fucked if he needed glasses".

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lol tim you never dissapoint :D

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little tim200sx had no dick so his dad stuck his cock in little tims ass. lol


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PostPosted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:34 pm 
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you make no sens you dumb ass :D here a joke johnston love raping people and coke hahaha

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i lov internet tough fucks. all hard cunts online bt run like a dog in real life.


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johnston wrote:
little tim200sx had no dick so his dad stuck his cock in little tims ass. lol


Coming from the creature that posted THAT initially...


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and,he's gone....


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ahh nice work!

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