Fuck people that get offended
This is the internet.
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| Author: | tim200sx [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:13 pm ] |
| Post subject: | some random jokes |
Tasmanian couple walking out of the divorce court, the wife is crying her heart out. Husband says ' Oh for fuck's sake stop crying, your still my sister' Wife say's to husband, 'Doctor says I have the tits and ass of an 18 year old' Husband says 'What about your 40 year old cunt?' Wife says ' We did not mention you' My ex wife asked what reincarnation is. I explained, when you die you come back as something else. She said she wanted to come back as a pig. I said, 'Your not fucking listening' They have found Elizabeth Fritzl's diary, (Girl in the cellar). Monday...stayed in, dad came down and fucked me Tuesday...got fucked by dad Wednesday...stayed in, dad fucked me Thursday...stayed in, got fucked by dad. Friday...stayed in, dad fucked me. Saturday... Went to see Crow's play football, wish I had stayed in. Was depressed last night, rang lifeline. Got a call centre in Afghanistan, told them I was suicidal. They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck. I am going to watch my wedding video in reverse later. I love the part where she takes her ring off and walks down the isle backwards, gets in the car and fuck's off. Today an Abbo was found nailed to a tree, stabbed six times and shot twice. Redfern police said it's the worst case of suicide they had ever seen. A car bomb was found outside Lakemba mosque today. Police have urged the public not to panic as they have managed to push it inside the mosque. A female al-queda terrorist was found dead today in her bathroom. Police believe she got her anthrax mixed up with her tampax and blew up the wrong cunt. Woman goes into a shoe shop and sees a gorgeous pair of white stilettos. She asks what are they made of. The assistant said they were made from human skin and cost $1500.00 a pair. The woman said she could not afford that. The assistant said says 'Don't worry, we have them in black for $4.99. Woman in labour, shouting and screaming as usual, 'get this out of me, give me drugs'. She turns to the boyfriend and says 'You did this to me you fucker'. He replied casually, 'If you remember, I wanted to stick it up your arse but you said, 'Fuck off it'll be too painful', Now who's laughing' |
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| Author: | reaper [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 2:50 pm ] |
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some awesome ones there tim ahah post more up! |
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| Author: | fergo308 [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 6:48 pm ] |
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most of those tread a pretty fine line. Justin... |
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| Author: | ADN [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 9:25 pm ] |
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agree.. think some should be taken out in case other members get offended. |
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| Author: | JayS14 [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:04 pm ] |
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Fuck people that get offended
This is the internet. |
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| Author: | God [ Mon Sep 29, 2008 10:06 pm ] |
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Political correctness is the biggest crock of shit ever. Those are great. Id still laugh if there were some pommy jokes. Get over it.. theyre jokes. |
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| Author: | reaper [ Tue Sep 30, 2008 10:23 am ] |
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if your offended by that then you really shouldnt be using the internet 
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| Author: | johnston [ Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:25 pm ] |
| Post subject: | he |
here is a joke tim200sx walkin in to his mums room and sees a terroerist raping his sister while his mum sucks his balls. then some redneck aussie prick punches cones,,,,,,,,, fucken dumb aussies...........dont uze gett it? uze were dumped by the british to aus as convicts.......criminal thiefs and dogs...........ur bloodline is a joke wanna be rasict? wanna make fucked up jokes then cop it. |
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| Author: | God [ Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:27 pm ] |
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Yeah.. that was the best.. Youre awesome 
Make it into a funny joke with a decent punchline and im sure none of us will give a flying fuck if you say its an aussie. Instead, you put some useless shit there which shows youve got no sense of humour, no brain capacity, and probably are a rapist that wants to kill everyone that isnt just like you. |
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| Author: | johnston [ Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:39 pm ] |
| Post subject: | hjasjda |
spot on hero. how bout i start with ur mum....... |
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| Author: | tim200sx [ Thu Oct 02, 2008 10:41 pm ] |
| Post subject: | mum |
know he starts on the mum jokes hahaha he must be from tassy!!! |
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| Author: | ZEi250t [ Thu Oct 02, 2008 11:46 pm ] |
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consider this an informal warning johnston. id ban you now but i cant be fucked logging in. |
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| Author: | JayS14 [ Fri Oct 03, 2008 7:01 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: he |
johnston wrote: here is a joke Leave tim200sx out of it and ill leave it out of your mum!!!!
tim200sx walkin in to his mums room and sees a terroerist raping his sister while his mum sucks his balls. then some redneck aussie prick punches cones,,,,,,,,, fucken dumb aussies...........dont uze gett it? uze were dumped by the british to aus as convicts.......criminal thiefs and dogs...........ur bloodline is a joke wanna be rasict? wanna make fucked up jokes then cop it. Haha our bloodline is a joke????? your bloodline is the same as every one else in your village 
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| Author: | God [ Sat Oct 04, 2008 2:39 am ] |
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hahahaha ^ |
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| Author: | too_much_boost [ Sat Oct 04, 2008 9:22 am ] |
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ZEi250t wrote: consider this an informal warning johnston. id ban you now but i cant be fucked logging in.
I didn't bother with the warning. This bloke is banned |
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