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Author: | nismo king [ Wed May 21, 2008 11:22 pm ] |
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The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women #10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22. #9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road. #8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times. #7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup. #6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo. #5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space. #4. Guns function normally every day of the month. #3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?" #2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it. And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman.... #1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN. Some interesting facts > >If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee. > >(Hardly seems worth it.) > > > >If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb. > >(Now that's more like it!) > > > >The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet. > >(O.M.G.!) > > > >A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes. > >(In my next life, I want to be a pig.) > > > >A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. > >(eeeeeewwww. creepy) > >(I'm still not over the pig.) > > > >Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour (Don't try this at home, maybe at work) > > > >The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. > >("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!") > > > >The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field. > >(30 minutes..lucky pig! Can you imagine?) > > > >The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds. > >(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?) > > > >Some lions mate over 50 times a day. > >(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity) > > > >Butterflies taste with their feet. > >(Something I always wanted to know.) > > > >Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than >left-handed people. > >(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?) > > > >Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump. > >(okay, so that would be a good thing) > > > >A cat's urine glows under a black light. > >(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?) > > > >An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. > >(I know some people like that.) > > > >Starfish have no brains. > >(I know some people like that too.) >Polar bears are left-handed. > >(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer) > > Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (What about that pig??) |
Author: | tehyoungone [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:16 am ] |
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that was awesome!! |
Author: | ZEi250t [ Thu May 22, 2008 12:42 am ] |
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hahah nice |
Author: | ~bb~ [ Fri May 23, 2008 10:32 am ] |
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hahaha! I love when those emails go around work, i've read it before but it's always still funny reading it again! |
Author: | PO61BA [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 9:45 pm ] |
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nice.. |
Author: | tim200sx [ Thu Sep 25, 2008 10:10 pm ] |
Post subject: | jokes |
hahaha i might go buy a gun know number one reason men like car more than women 1.) Car put out when you want them to. (just put your foot down) |
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