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mayhem
PostPosted: Sat Jul 14, 2007 6:10 pm 
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One day a 12-year old boy was walking down the street when a car pulled up beside him and the window was wound down.

"I'll give you a bag of lollies if you get in the car," said the male driver.

"No way, get stuffed," replied the boy.

"How about a bag of lollies and $10?" asked the driver.

"I said no way," replied the irritated youngster.

"What about a bag of lollies and FIFTY BUCKS , eh?" quizzed the driver,still rolling slowly to keep up with the walking boy.

"No, I'm not getting in the car!" answered the boy.

"OK, I know, I'll give you $100 and a bag of lollies," the driver offered.

"NO," screamed the boy.

"What will it take to get you into the car?" asked the driver with a long sigh.

The boy replied, "Listen Dad, you bought the FORD, you live with it."

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haha thats awesome :lol:
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LOL love it!
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lol very good :)

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I think the original one was with a Volvo, but you could use it for any sucky car like a Ford! :lol:

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BT wrote:
I think the original one was with a Volvo, but you could use it for any sucky car like a Ford! :lol:

or a VW? ;)
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Banned! :P

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hahaha, noice! :lol:
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hahah thats gold!

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