Silvia Club of NSW

Before the marriage

He : Yes. At last. It was so hard to wait.

She : Do you want me to leave ?

He : No! Don't even think about it.

She : Do you love me ?

He : Of course !

She : Have you ever cheated on me ?

He : NO! Why you even asking?

She : Will you kiss me?

He : Yes

She : Will you hit me ?

He : No way! I'm not such kind of person!

She : Can I trust you ?

He : Yes.

Now after the marriage you can read it from below to up .

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Seems God was just about done creating the universe, but he had two things left in his bag of creations, so he decided to split them between Adam and Eve. He told the couple that one of the things he had to give away was the ability to stand up while urinating.

"It's a very handy thing" God told the couple, "and I was wondering if either one of you wanted that abilty."

Adam jumped up and blurted "Oh, give that to me! I'd love to be able to do that. It seems the sort of thing a man would do. Please give me that ability. It'd be so great. When I'm working in the garden or naming the animals, I could just stand there and let fly. It'd be sooo cool. I could write my name in the sand. Please, God, let it be me you give the gift to, let me stand to pee, oh please."

Eve just smiled and said that if Adam really wanted that so bad that he should have it. It seemed to be the sort of thing that would make Adam really happy, and she didn't mind if Adam were the one to get this ability. Adam was happy, and proceeded to wash down the bark of the nearest tree, laughing with glee all the while.

"Fine", God said, looking back into his bag of leftovers. "What's left here'" "Oh, yes. Multiple orgasms."

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Q: What's the hardest part of learning how to rollerblade(hockey)?





A: Telling your parents you're gay.

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Three Italian nuns die and go to heaven. At the Pearly Gates, they are met
by St. Peter. He says, "Sisters, you all led such exemplary lives that the
Lord is granting you six months to go back to earth and be anyone you wish
to be.
The first nun says, "I want to be Sophia Loren," and *poof* she's gone.
The second says, "I want to be Madonna" and *poof* she's gone.
The third says, "I want to be Sara Pipalini."
St. Peter looks perplexed. "Who?" he asks.
"Sara Pipalini;" replies the nun.
St. Peter shakes his head and says, "I'm sorry, but that name just doesn't
ring a bell."
The nun then takes a newspaper out of her habit and hands it to St. Peter.
St. Peter reads the paper and starts laughing. He hands it back to her and
says, "No, sister, the paper says it was the 'Sahara Pipeline' that was
laid by 1,400 men in 6 months."

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18 posts in one thread from the same author? I think that's some sort of record.

Technically that's spamming which isn't looked upon too kindly here. Not to mention the fact that I reckon hardly anyone could be bothered reading all of that.

If you really needed to post all of those jokes, then you can put them all into the same post, or even maybe try one joke at a time next time?

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The Golf is like an 16-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

i read them all!! found 95% of them funny lol

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a guy gets into a traffic accident and he jumps out his car, the other guy jumps out of his car and he's a dawrf. the dawrf comes running up and says " I'M NOT HAPPY!!!" the man quickly replies "WELL WHICH ONE ARE U THEN"

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"Thats why i kicked your leg out of ur leg!!!"

yeah sorry about the spamming I really wanted to post them cuz I thought they were funny and I didn't want to start a new thread for everyone of them I thought that would be a little much

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It's all good mate. You're new here, so just letting you know how it is.

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The Golf is like an 16-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

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My other ride is your mum.

why?

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Why does Noddy have a bell on his hat?








Because he's a c**t

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silvias suck

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Boost, the substitute for corner speed.

Not sure what that was about but ok...

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S12s pwn

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