Silvia Club of NSW

some say He once threw a microwave oven at a tram
some say He urinates 98 RON petrol.
some say He can smell corners.
some say He has named every single blade of grass surrounding the Top Gear test track.
some say He only ever points magnetic north, and that he was born in space.
some say He communicates only to a car's on board computer through binary code, and that he once killed a man who was towing a caravan, using only a steering wheel
some say the outline of his left nipple is exactly the same shape as the Nürburgring
some say He sucks moisture out of ducks and he models his crash helmet on Britney Spears' head
some say He has no understanding of clouds, and that his earwax tastes like Turkish Delight
some say He was born in space, he's scared of bells, and confused by stairs
some say his fingernails have 330 bhp and that he was raised by wolves
some say that his politics are terrifying, and that he once punched a horse to the ground
some say his skin has the texture of a dolphin's, and that wherever you are in the world if you tune your radio to 88.4 you can actually hear his thoughts

all we know is, he's called the Stig!

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Nice one. There are a few of those sayings on t-shirts. I'm getting one for sure.

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The Golf is like an 16-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

some say he sleeps upside down like a BAT

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Boost, the substitute for corner speed.

Some say the SR20DET is his engine of choice...

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The Golf is like an 16-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.