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 Post subject: Custody troubles
PostPosted: Sat Jul 01, 2006 8:37 pm 
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A man and his wife are in court getting a divorce.
The problem is who should get custody of the child. The wife jumps up and
says: "Your Honour, I brought the child into the world with pain and
labour. She should be in my custody." The judge turns to the husband and
says, "What do you have to say in your defence?" The man sits for a while
contemplating, then slowly rises.

"Your Honour, if I place $1 in a vending machine and a Coke comes out,
whose Coke is it - the machine's or mine?"

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heheh ROFL

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hahaha what a laugh!!
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hahaha lol

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Haha thats a good one!
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