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 Post subject: Aboriginal and Gay Guy
PostPosted: Thu Jun 22, 2006 6:27 pm 
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At the end of a tiny, deserted bar is a huge Aboriginal bloke 2 metres
tall and 150 kilos. He's having a few beers when a short, well-dressed
and obviously gay man walks in and sits beside him.
After three or four beers the gay fella finally plucks up the courage to
say something to the big Aboriginal. Leaning over towards the Aboriginal
he whispers, "Do you want a blow-job?"
At this the massive Aboriginal leaps up with fire in his eyes and smacks
the man in the face, knocking him swiftly off the stool. He proceeds to
beat him all the way out of the bar before leaving him bruised and
battered in the car park, and returned to his seat at the bar.
Amazed, the barman quickly brings over another beer. "I've never seen you
react like that", he says, "just what did he say to you?"
"I'm not sure", the big Aboriginal replies, "something about a job...."

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funny stuff man but slack in a way but all good =]
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LMAO! :lol:

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not PC, but yes very funny :)

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BWAAHHHAHHHAAAHAAA !! luvved it! just what i needed ta help wake me up...being the late nite last nite :lol:

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ill pay that, very funny

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