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PostPosted: Mon Mar 25, 2002 3:08 pm 
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On a flight to Chicago, a gentleman had made several attempts to get into the men's rest room, but it had always been occupied. The flight attendant noticedhis redicament. Sir, she said, "You may use the ladies room if you promisenotto touch any of the buttons on the wall." He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW,
WA, PP, and a red one labelled ATR. Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist. He pushed WW. Warm water was sprayed gently upon
his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men's rest rooms don't
have nice things likethis.Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside. When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed hisbottom adding a fragile scent of spring flowers to this unbelievable
pleasure.The ladies rest room was more than a rest room, it is tender loving
pleasure.When the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait to push
the ATR button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.Next thing he knew he was in a hospital, as soon as he opened his eyes, a nurse was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
"What happened?" he exclaimed. "You pushed one too many buttons," replied the nurse "The last button marked ATR was an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your Penis is under your pillow.


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