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crap, i just realised that both of these were already said, just worded differently. :(
I now await a roundhouse kick to the head


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These are popping up everywhere now!! :D

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LOL check this out, from www.chucknorris.com

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I'm aware of the made up declarations about me that have recently begun to appear on the Internet and in emails as "Chuck Norris facts." I've seen some of them. Some are funny. Some are pretty far out. Being more a student of the Wild West than the wild world of the Internet, I'm not quite sure what to make of it. It's quite surprising. I do know that boys will be boys, and I neither take offense nor take these things too seriously. Who knows, maybe these made up one-liners will prompt young people to seek out the real facts as found in my recent autobiographical book, "Against All Odds?" They may even be interested enough to check out my novels set in the Old West, "The Justice Riders," released this month. I'm very proud of these literary efforts.
~ Chuck Norris


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hahah so his promotions company put out those emails in the hopes it would raise book sales

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ROFL yeh. "Im more of a student of the wild west"- To me this quote is leaving himself wide open to a whole new set of jokes.

"A little known fact as to why there are no new western movies, Chuck Norris owns the rights to this genre, not with a verbal agreement nor a written contract, but with two legs ready to unleash a flury of roundhouse kicks."


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http://www.chucknorrisfacts.com/page2.html

There's 8 pages of Chuck Norris, it's fuckin. gold.

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One time I was with Norris in the back of a pickup truck, along with a live deer. Norris goes up to the deer and says, 'I'm Chuck Norris! SAY IT!' Then he manipulates the deer's lips in such a way as to make it say, 'ChuckNorris' ... It wasn't exactly like it, but it was pretty good for a deer!'"



wtf mate :lol: hahaa

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Chuck Norris once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink. BWAHHH HAAHAAA :lol:


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Got these extra facts in an email last week. Could be in the pages Magnet posted though...


Chuck Norris knows the ending to the Never-ending Story

Chuck Norris does not run for President, The President runs from Chuck Norris

When Chuck Norris deletes files from his computer, he doesnt send them to the recycle bin. He sends them to hell

The only reason pharoah let the people go was because he learned that Chuck Norris was to be the next plague

Chuck Norris recently wrote an IQ test, and was declared the most intelligent man on earth. However he scored one mark less than perfect because he didnt understand the word 'failure'

Someone once told Chuck Norris Christmas was more about giving than recieving...Chuck obliged by giving everyone roundhouse kicks to the face

Chuck Liddell challenged Chuck Norris to a deathmatch to show the world once and for all who was the Alpha Chuck. The match lasted 8 seconds, and consisted of one uncontested roundhouse kick. 43 minutes later and 100 miles away, Liddell's head smashed through the window of his girlfriend's house and landed on her dinner plate with Chuck Norris's phone number carved into his forehead. She called

When Chuck Norris starts having sex with other men, it's not because he's gay. It's because he ran out of women

Chuck Norris's belly button is actually a power outlet

Chuck Norris has a pet kitten - every night for a snack

Stacy's Mom thought she had it going on until she met Chuck Norris'
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Q: How many Chuck Norris' does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None, Chuck Norris prefers to kill in the dark.

Crime does not pay - unless you are an undertaker following Walker, Texas Ranger, on a routine patrol.

Industrial logging isn't the cause of deforestation. Chuck Norris needs toothpicks

Chuck Norris once kicked a horse in the chin. Its decendants are known today as Giraffes.

Chuck Norris once went skydiving, but promised never to do it again. One Grand Canyon is enough

Everybody loves Raymond. Except Chuck Norris

When chuck Norris does division, there are no remainders.

The phrase 'dead ringer' refers to someone who sits behind Chuck Norris in a movie theater and forgets to turn their cell phone off.

Chuck Norris can blow bubbles with beef jerky

Chuck Norris was once on Jeopardy. This show is notable in that it was the first occasion in Jeopardy history that Alex Trebek had appeared without a mustache. And a head

Chuck Norris eats steak for every single meal. Most times he forgets to kill the cow

If you're driving down the road and you think Chuck Norris just cut you off, you better thank your lucky stars it wasn't the other way around

Not everyone that Chuck Norris is mad at gets killed. Some get away.
They are called astronauts

Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked

There is no such thing as a lesbian, just a woman who has never met Chuck Norris

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When the boogyman goes to sleep, he checks his closet for Chuck Norris!


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HAHAHA ouch, all that laughing made the sand in my vagina hurt me................


and yes i am a guy, there was an incident..............with Chuck Norris

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Do you have a dick on your head warlock? As previously mentioned, Churck Norris only round hourse kicks to the face!

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Chuck Norris once participated in the running of the bulls. He walked


lmfao.


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Chuck Norris was once on Celebrity Wheel Of Fortune. Chuck went first and spun the wheel. The rest of the show consisted of everyone waiting around uneasy for 29 minutes waiting for the wheel to stop!


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