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Some ones on Mr.T

-Mr. T was almost involved in a car crash once. To avoid the collision he folded his arms and shook his head.

-Mr. T once ate four 72 oz. steaks in 12 minutes. He spent the first 5 minutes laughing at the fact it takes Chuck Norris fifteen minutes to eat three.

-During the 60's Mr T was drafted for Vietnam. In the armory he asked only for a loin cloth and a rubber knife.

-The last man who made eye contact with Mr. T was Ray Charles.

-Mr. T coined the phrase, "I see dead people," after the waiting staff at a sit down restraunt forgot his birthday.

-When asked how strong he was, MR.T replied "Stronger than you are fool" and ripped the mans arms clear off.

-Mr. T destroyed the periodic table, saying Mr. T. only knows the element of surprise

-There was only one time a man tried to pity Mr. T. The laughter which emitted from Mr. T was so great it ended up creating the continent now know as Australia.

Mr. T once beat Chuck Norris with Vin Diesel.



Some interesting facts about Vin Diesel...

-The movie Volcano starring Tommy Lee Jones was based loosely on the first and last time Vin Diesel tried lighting a fart.

-He refuses to drive anything but "10 second" cars

-Vin Diesel once broke out of Alcatraz, but then he had to break back in because he forgot his toothbrush.

-Vin Diesel challenged The Rock to a cooking contest. He then dropped out of the contest when he smelled what The Rock was cooking.

-People die when playing Thumb War with Vin Diesel.

-Vin Diesel is similar to a polar bear in that he can blend into his surroundings perfectly, making himself almost invisible to the casual observer. Unlike a polar bear, however, Vin Diesel only eats baby seals during religious holidays.

-Vin Diesel is slightly more soluble in water than most people.

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Do you have a dick on your head warlock? As previously mentioned, Churck Norris only round hourse kicks to the face!



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Watch Chuck Norris read out some of his own facts!

http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=16294

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hhaha lol

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Hehehe

Good to see Chuck take the piss out of himself.

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haha the mans a legend :D

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Found this on break.com

http://www.break.com/pictures/bb7339.html

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i know i want one!


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He's even in Wikipedia now! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chuck_Norris_Facts

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http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=339704

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This is one old re vamp of an old thread, i dont get it. theres a video of him reading some of those quotes on a sprts show!

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http://news.ninemsn.com.au/article.aspx?id=339704


If you cant be bothered reading it: Long story short, chuck norris has run out of money and is sueing people who published a book of said "facts about chuck norris" :P


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This is chuck being nice.

We all know what chuck does when he gets angry :lol:

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This is chuck being nice.

We all know what chuck does when he gets angry :lol:


Yeah true that Dave, Chuck would of truely kicked some ass if he was really angry. must be bored or something........

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