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PostPosted: Mon Mar 11, 2002 3:30 pm 
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Twin T04

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Posts: 909
Location: Berowra
Car: SR20DET Navara and 2002 Lancer
1. Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in
peoples' trolleys when
they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks to go off at
10-minute intervals.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 3. Make a trail of apple juice on the floor to
> > > > > > > the rest rooms.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 4. Walk up to a store employee and tell him/her
> > > > > > > in an official tone;
> > > > > > > "I think we have a Code 3 in Homeware".
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 5. Put M & M's on layby.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 6. Move "CAUTION WET FLOOR" signs to the carpeted
> > > > > > > areas.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 7. Set up a tent in the Sporting Section; tell
> > > > > > > others you'll only invite
> > > > > > > them in if they bring pillows from the bedding
> > > > > > > department.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 8. When someone asks if they can help you, start
> > > > > > > crying and ask;
> > > > > > > "Why won't people leave me alone?"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 9. Look right into the security camera and use it
> > > > > > > as a mirror to pick
> > > > > > > your nose.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 10. While handling guns in the Sporting Section,
> > > > > > > ask the salesperson if
> > > > > > > the gun is sold with a prescription for
> > > > > > > anti-depressants.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 11. Dart around suspiciously while humming the
> > > > > > > theme from "Mission
> > > > > > > Impossible".
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 12. In the Auto Dept practise your Madonna look
> > > > > > > by using different sized
> > > > > > > funnels.
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people
> > > > > > > browse through, jumpout and
> > > > > > > yell; "PICK ME!"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 14. When an announcement comes over the P.A.
> > > > > > > system, assume the foetal
> > > > > > > position and scream; "Not the voices again!"
> > > > > > >
> > > > > > > 15. Go into the Fitting Room and call out loudly;
> > > > > > > "Hey, there's no toilet
> > > > > > > paper in here".


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Hahaha i am off to K-Mart :smile: :smile:


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