Silvia Club of NSW

Two boys are playing with a Rugby ball on the street outside Eden Park,
when one is attacked by a vicious Rottweiler.

Thinking quickly, the other boy takes a stick and manages to wedge it down the dog's collar and twist, very luckily breaking the dog's neck and
stopping its attack.

A news reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to
interview the boy.

"Young Warrior Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal," he starts writing in
his notebook. "Hey, but I'm not a Warriors fan," the little hero replied."
"I'm sorry, since we are in Auckland, I just assumed you were," said the
reporter and starts again.

"All Blacks Fan Rescues Friend from Horrific Attack, ..." he continues
writing in his notebook. "Hey, I'm not a All Blacks fan either!", the boy
says.

"I assumed everyone in Auckland was either for Warriors or the All Blacks. So what team DO you support?" the reporter asked.

"I'm a Roosters and Wallaby fan!", the child beams!

The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, "Little Bastard
from Australia Kills Beloved Family Pet."

Bwahahahahahha.. nice one

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I heard it a different way..... but it has the same effect.

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