Silvia Club of NSW

A first-grade teacher, Ms. Brooks was having trouble with
one of her students. The teacher asked, "Harry, what is
your problem?" Harry answered, "I'm too smart for the 1st
grade. My sister is in the 3rd grade and I'm smarter than
she is! I think I should be in the 3rd grade too!"

Ms. Brooks had had enough. She took Harry to the principal's
office. While Harry waited in the outer office, the teacher
explained to the principal what the situation was.
The principal told Ms. Brooks he would give the boy
a test and if he failed to answer any of his questions he
was to go back to the 1st grade and behave. She agreed.
Harry was brought in and the conditions were explained to
him and he agreed to take the test.

Principal: "What is 3 x 3?"
Harry: "9".

Principal: "What is 6 x 6?"
Harry: "36".

And so it went with every question the principal thought a
3rd grader should know.

The principal ! ! ! looks at Ms. Brooks and tells her, "I think
Harry can go to the 3rd grade."

Ms. Brooks says to the principal, "Let me ask him some
questions."

The principal and Harry both agreed.

Ms. Brooks asks, "What does a cow have four of that I have
only two of?"
Harry, after a moment: "Legs."

Ms. Brooks: "What is in your pants that you have but I do
not have?"
The principal wondered, why does she ask such a question!
Harry replied: "Pockets."

Ms. Brooks: "What does a dog do that a man steps into?"
Harry: "Pants"

Ms. Brooks: What's starts with a C and ends with a T, is
hairy, oval, delicious and contains thin whitish liquid?
Harry: Coconut

Ms. Brooks: What goes in hard and pink then comes out soft
and sticky?
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer,
Harry: Bubble gum

Ms. Brooks: What does a man do standing up, a woman do
sitting down and a dog do on three! ! ! legs?"
The principal's eyes open really wide and before he could
stop the answer.
Harry: Shake hands

Ms. Brooks: What word starts with an 'F' and ends in 'K'
that means a lot of heat and excitement?
Harry: Firetruck

The principal breathed a sigh of relief and told the
teacher,

"Put Harry in the fifth-grade, I got the last
seven questions wrong."

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Poor old harry though .. he's gonna turn out really sexually frustrated if he answered that to those questions !!!