Silvia Club of NSW

Just in case Mayhem or Snezy get lonely they can always start up singles section, heres a quick guide to interpretation.

40ish...................... 49
Adventurer.................. Slept with all your friends
Athletic.................... No tits
Average looking............. Has a face like a smashed arsehole
Beautiful................... Pathological liar
Contagious Smile............ Does a lot of Ecstasy
Educated.................... Banged their lecturer at uni
Emotionally Secure.......... Medicated to the eyeballs
Feminist.................... Fat ballbuster
Free spirit................. Junkie
Friendship first............ Trying to live down reputation as a slut
Fun......................... Fucking Annoying
Gentle...................... Comatose
Good Listener............... Borderline Autistic
Masculine................... Steroid abuser
NewAge..................... All body hair, all the time
Oldfashioned............... Lights out, missionary position, no oral
Openminded................. Desperate
Outgoing.................... Loud and Embarrassing
Passionate.................. Sloppy drunk
Poet........................ Depressive Schizophrenic
Professional................ Certified Bitch/Bastard
Quiet....................... Nervous Wreck
Redhead..................... Bad dyejob
Reubenesque................. Grossly Fat
Romantic.................... Looks better by candle light
Social...................... Has been passed around like an hors doeuvres tray
Voluptuous.................. Very Fat
Weight proportion w/ height. Hugely Fat
Wants Soulmate.............. Stalker
Widow....................... Drove first spouse to shoot themself
Young at Heart.............. Old Bat/Coot

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Classic man where do u find that shit???

A friend sent that one too me, but I added a couple and made it a bit more rude