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Author: | BLU86T [ Thu Feb 21, 2002 7:32 pm ] |
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> ROMANCE MATHEMATICS > Smart man + smart woman = romance > Smart man + dumb woman = affair > Dumb man + smart woman = marriage > Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy > > OFFICE ARITHMETIC > Smart boss + smart employee = profit > Smart boss + dumb employee = production > Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion > Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime > > SHOPPING MATH > A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. > A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. > > GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS > A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. > A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. > A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. > A successful woman is one who can find such a man. > > HAPPINESS > To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a > little. > To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to > understand her at all. > > MEMORY > Any married man should forget his mistakes, there's no use in two people > remembering the same thing. > > APPEARANCE > Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed. > Women somehow deteriorate during the night. > > PROPENSITY TO CHANGE > A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. > A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. > > DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE > A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that > is the beginning of a new argument. > > COMPREHENSION > There are 2 times when a man doesn't understand a woman - before marriage > and after marriage. |
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