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CMY180
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For all you men who have women who can't cook, give them this....No egg timers required! :wink:


BAKED STUFFED CHICKEN

6-7 lb. chicken
1 cup melted butter
1 cup stuffing
1 cup uncooked popcorn
salt/pepper to taste

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. Brush chicken well with melted butter,
salt and pepper. Fill cavity with stuffing and popcorn. Place in baking
pan in the oven. Listen for popping sounds. When the chicken's ass blows
out the oven door and flies across the room, the chicken is done.

And, you thought I couldn't cook.
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Why does it take a woman with PMS 4 hours to cook a small chicken???

It just fucken does ok!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

cop that.

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And you can add to that that for some unknown reason it is actually the fault of the man :wink:
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What about single girls eh??? Well explain that huh.... yeah thought so.

As for this mans fault business, a likely excuse, typical woman blame someone else!!
:smile: :smile:

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Beleive me, It will DEFINATELY be the fault of some man, single or not, somewhere in the world! LMAO!!! :grin: :grin:

Sorry honey, but its just the way it goes :wink:
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Why coz the guy said - " Sorry i would like to but....." jeez happens to guys all the time, move on ie. " Stupid mole only did it as a bet "

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*Runs away as QIK is obviously unstable and has some issues happening there*


:smile: Smile hun, it's all good :smile:
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Me thinks u missed the point, guys laugh it off and slag off the potential target who barred them. Women break down and have a teary ( for three days )

My psychologist says i have worked through my issues and am ready to return to society.

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