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10 things men know about women.



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10. They have breasts


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1. they can do the dishes

2. they can cook

3. they can clean the house

4. they can get beer from fridge

5. they do the shoppin

6. they get shitty once a month for no apparent reason

7. they cant drive for shit lol hahaha

8. they can have kids

9. they gossip like there is no tomorrow

10. yes they have breasts

best i could do on short notice.

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Well done QIK180!!
Dats one up for the guys! :->>


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Just doin my part for the team!!!!


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LOL I guess CMY's men have all been "breast men!" :smile: -- Jokes!

Thanks for the jokes Sarah, sure helps break up the boredom of the day!


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MK's revenge for being slapped.... :razz:


HER SIDE OF THE STORY

He was in an odd mood when I got to the pub, I thought it might have been
because I was a bit late but he didn't say anything much about it. The
conversation was quite slow going so I thought we should go off somewhere
more intimate so we could talk more privately.

We went to this restaurant and he was STILL acting a bit funny. I tried to
cheer him up and started to wonder whether it was me or something else.

I asked him, and he said no. But I wasn't really sure. So anyway, in the cab
on the way back to his house, I said that I love him and he just put his arm
around me. I didn't know what the hell that meant because you know he
doesn't say it back or anything.

We finally got back to his place and I was wondering if he was going to dump
me! So I tried to ask him about it but he just switched on the TV.

Reluctantly, I said I was going to go to sleep. Then after about 10 minutes,
he joined me and we had sex. But, he still seemed really distracted, so
afterwards I just wanted to leave but I just cried myself to sleep.

I dunno, I just don't know what he thinks anymore. I mean, do you think he's
met someone else???



HIS SIDE OF THE STORY

Wallabies lost. Tired. Got a shag though.


TO WOMEN EVERYWHERE FROM REAL MEN WHO HAVE HAD ENOUGH OF YOUR BLOODY
WHINING!!!

Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up, you
need it down. You don't hear us complaining about you leaving it down.

If you won't dress like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act
like soap opera guys.

If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. We refuse to
answer.

Don't cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short
hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women
always cut their hair, and by then you're stuck with her.

Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can
find the perfect present yet again!

If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you
don't want to hear. (Really, really listen to this one)

Sometimes, we're not thinking about you. Live with it.

Don't ask us what we're thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss
such topics as navel lint, the scrum formation, or motor sport.

Sunday & Saturdays = Sports. It's like the full moon = the changing of the
tides. Let it be.

Shopping is not a sport, and no, we're never going to think of it that way.

When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.

You have enough clothes.

You have too many shoes.

Crying is blackmail.

Ask for what you want. Let's be clear on this one: Subtle hints don't work.
Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!

No, we don't know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on the
calendar.

Peeing standing up is more difficult. We're bound to miss sometimes.

Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at
choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress?

Yes and No are perfectly acceptable answers to almost every question.

Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That's what we
do. Sympathy is what your girlfriends are for.

A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. See a doctor.

Foreign films are best left to foreigners. (Unless it's Bruce Lee or some
war flick where it doesn't really matter what the hell they're saying
anyway...)

Check your oil.

It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
No, it doesn't matter which quiz.

Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument.

All comments become null and void after 7 days.

If something we said could be interpreted two ways, and one of the ways
makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.

Let us ogle. We're going to look anyway; it's genetic.

You can either tell us to do something OR tell us how to do something but
not both.

Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.

ALL men see in only 16 colours. Peach is a fruit, not a colour.

If it itches, it will be scratched.

Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.

If we ask what's wrong and you say "nothing," we will act like nothing's
wrong.

We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.

What the hell is a doily?

YEAH, THAT ABOUT WRAPS IT UP!


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Chanboy: LOL! Well if they were all breast men I dont know what they were with me for ROFL!! :grin: :grin: They got the spiky end of the pineapple so to speak... :wink:

QIK180: Geez, dude, If I didnt know better I would think you were a chick, you have a bloody answer for everything! :smile:

You men are all the same....doing the hardcore thing here, but I bet at home youre all, "Yes, honey, no, honey, whatever you want honey" ROFLMAO!!!! :smile: :smile:


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Oooh, I almost forgot :smile: tehehehe

*Slaps MK over the back of the head*

(Then runs away)


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CMY - Its the 180sexonwheels!


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You men are all the same....doing the hardcore thing here, but I bet at home youre all, "Yes, honey, no, honey, whatever you want honey" ROFLMAO!!!! :smile: :smile:


No, Ive found kids, animals and women can sense evil so thats why Im still a batchelor.
Either that or they can smell a bastard comming a mile away and keep running :smile:

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Chanboy: Hell yeah, it must be :wink:

Well I actually have a bastard magnet installed, along with the loser magnet and the cheater magnet, so its strange that we havent met before

LOL :grin:


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*wonders if that magnet line was aimed at him?!?*

Hey I've got a sarcastic humored, bad joke tellin, chick magnet in me... tis funny cause I believe we have met before! ROLF :smile:


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MK - the bigger the bastard you are... the more they love ya! HAHAHA lol

keep em keen!


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CMY - nah am definatley a guy just a smartarse :smile:

Oh yeah that "honey" remark HO is short for HONEY, just so u know lol :smile:

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QIK180.. Ok, HO! No worries :smile:

Chanboy.... LOL hey, it wasnt aimed at you, but you know what they say, if the shoe fits and all that.. :wink: hehehehe
Strange thing, all blokes metaphoric feet seem to be the same size :smile:


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