Nismodified wrote:
you will go down 4banger boy!
They'd win too because I'd be laughing too hard to actually move.
Ah theres a few snappy come backs for these wankers Ive used in the past and gets up the 'hate'.
Girls Cars
Pull up to a Celica and its bog-stock. The guys been a dickwad in traffic...
"So mate, does yer missus know you drive her car like that."
Drives em utterly batshit fucking insane, they rev the poor beast like they where choking a badly behaving mail order bride.
Hatchback faggots
You know and loathe these pooftas in their 'yundi, 'rolla, Colt, laser or some other budget hunk of shit box on wheels. Got the chromies mashed under the guards, wheels probably cost more than the car and the stereo and stickers cost more than 2 shitboxes. Theyre keen and while there are some 'hot hatches' theirs sure as shit isnt...
"When are ya gunna buy the other half of the car?"
They got nothing and they know it, to prove this they rev the fucker as high as that little needle will go and throw it into Drive on the green, I saw a 'yundi throw a rod through the block like that. It was very, very funny.
Dad's Falcadore
He's hardc0re gangsta from da norf shore and he's cruzin wif his homies in da bad north rrrrryddde...
Mostly because his sad arse would get carjacked by lebs anywhere else, but hey, hes got the [c]rap music pumpin on the stock stereo as far as it will go, speaker cones creaking and about to detonate. He's a hardcore P plater, watch out...
So I guess High School's pretty fucken tough to need a car like that to get there eh!
Being a 17 year old knob-
No idea how to drive
No idea what anything mechanical is in a car
No idea of the suffering he is about to inflict on that car
He'll rev it until the valves slam off the piston heads, the torque converter gets gang-raped at redline... but that wont stop him, he'll rev that bitch until he catches up to you 30 car lengths down the road when youve decided to do something sensible 20 car lengths back like stay at the semi-speed limit. He will drive that poor car until it explodes or he loses it on the 1st corner... ahh another statistic...
Wannabe Rural
So young Bob from Back of Suburbia has decided he has no-
Life
Culture
Class
Or any type of redeeming feature except that he's like all the other Bob's in the burbs who bought a big bad-ass ute and an akubra to make up for whatever inadequacies they think can break them out of their mundane shitty existance. And just to make his special, he'll put big spotties on it and Mack mudflaps.
NB: There will never be a dirty toolbox, let alone a dog in one of these.
You'll rape them at the lights, usually badly because with all that grunt, theres no traction and the knob located at the back of the steering wheel forgot to turn on his traction control.
Its at the next set of lights...
Jez mate, ya should of bought the V8 one, Im just a lil 2L
Sometimes their tough enough to hide the quivering bottom lip, the slight trickle of a tear out of one corner... But its in the eyes, that crushed look of a human being who just had everything shot out from underneath him.
To make up for this you can guarentee he'll get pissed later, beat the shit out of someone who looks a bit like you at the pub and crash the ute on the way home. Because he still cant work out this nifty traction control and much less when he's pissed and angry
MK, working on a Doctorate in Bastardology
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