Silvia Club of NSW

do you really want to add an excel to your growing list of embarrassing losses???

Put another hyundai logo stamp down the side of your car

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A young newlywed couple were in their honeymoon suite on their wedding night. As they undressed for bed the husband, who was a big burley bruiser, tossed his pants to his bride and said, "Here put these on."

She put them on and the waist was twice the size of her body. "I can't wear your pants." she said.

"That's right!" said the husband, "and don't you forget it. I'm the one who wears the pants in this family!"

With that she flipped her panties and said, "Try these on."

He tried them on and found he could only get them on as far as his knees. He said, "Hell I can't get into your panties!"

She said, "That's right, and that's the way it's going to stay until your attitude changes!"

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Tips for being fooli sik:

Go chrome or go home
Sneezin's Pleasin'
Da flutta is bred and butta
NOS is boss
Try to be different, just like everyone else
No boost? Ya just loost

dont be such a pusssy and tell ur g/f to shut her cake hole


an for these guys driving tiny slush boxes whats the story? ive lost count of the number of times a excel or pulsar with an exhaust tries to drag me, are these people 100% in the head or what?

ahh.. see.. that's why ppl get stickers down their door, big wings, etc etc..
none of those slush boxes would bother tryin to race you.. but every1 else [WRX, Skyline, etc etc..] would..

To some people, any drags an experience. Not all people try drag to win, some just drag to try hype you's up, giving it would just mean you've lost. Your a winner when you know theres no point running their dog box because its just wasting your petrol.

Its pretty common though, get alot of n/a cars trying to hype you up to see how your car goes. Why bother if you already know you'll take him.

I agree.I guess the point of my post was that it's my G/F that dictates who i can run and who i can't,and 99.9% of the time it's who i can't!

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The Golf is like an 16-year-old girl with big boobs. You know it's wrong but you can't keep away from her.

To the bloke who said he was suprised he ebat a 3.8l commie, I'm sure as hell hopeing your sr20 is n/a........ Cause if it's turbo, are you sure you're in the right car? light vehicle + 150kw (turbo sr20) v heavy car + 130kw....

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Nice Leo, nice.... You bring a bright red sports car to a secret meeting.....